person

I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I’m a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I’m ITALIAN, so I must have a “big one”.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be A GAY TOO.

I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and Cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I’m SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I’m Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.